All Ratted up Like a Teenage Jezebel!

A futile attempt at clinging to my youth.
  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.
  • I sometimes sound like the abuela.
#picstitch lunch date with these two beautiful ladies.

#picstitch lunch date with these two beautiful ladies.

I found a prom picture. Look how innocent I was.

I found a prom picture. Look how innocent I was.

He’s tryin to escape.

He’s tryin to escape.

Smuggling a Jefe.

Smuggling a Jefe.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: skateeofmind, via babyangelcastiel)

A man’s ego is just as fragile as a woman’s heart. (via psych-facts)

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hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y

(via ruinedchildhood)